{"fact":"Every year, nearly four million cats are eaten in Asia.","length":55}
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{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
{"fact":"A cat's appetite is the barometer of its health. Any cat that does not eat or drink for more than two days should be taken to a vet.","length":132}
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{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}
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