{"type":"standard","title":"Antananarivo Province","displaytitle":"Antananarivo Province","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q489821","titles":{"canonical":"Antananarivo_Province","normalized":"Antananarivo Province","display":"Antananarivo Province"},"pageid":449257,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e3/Madagascar_Antananarivo_Province.svg/320px-Madagascar_Antananarivo_Province.svg.png","width":320,"height":544},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e3/Madagascar_Antananarivo_Province.svg/296px-Madagascar_Antananarivo_Province.svg.png","width":296,"height":503},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1193791474","tid":"eeaeda93-abf0-11ee-8c78-4a6f4b2641bb","timestamp":"2024-01-05T17:36:18Z","description":"Province in Madagascar","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":-18.75,"lon":46.75},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antananarivo_Province","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antananarivo_Province?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antananarivo_Province?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Antananarivo_Province"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antananarivo_Province","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Antananarivo_Province","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antananarivo_Province?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Antananarivo_Province"}},"extract":"Antananarivo Province is a former province of Madagascar with an area of 58,283 square kilometres (22,503 sq mi). It had a population of 5,370,900 in 2004. Its capital was Antananarivo, which is also the capital of the country. Established in 1965, it was the most important province of Madagascar in terms of industrial production. It was one of the most literate provinces and was dominated by the Merina people. Along with the other five provinces, it was abolished in 2007 after a referendum in favour of creation of smaller regions to help in development was approved. It was badly affected by plagues in the 20th century. In 2002 a state of emergency was proclaimed by the then president Didier Ratsiraka. The events that followed led to the other five provinces announcing the creation of a new republic that would have excluded Antananarivo Province. Peace was restored only when Marc Ravalomanana was installed as the country's president.","extract_html":"
Antananarivo Province is a former province of Madagascar with an area of 58,283 square kilometres (22,503 sq mi). It had a population of 5,370,900 in 2004. Its capital was Antananarivo, which is also the capital of the country. Established in 1965, it was the most important province of Madagascar in terms of industrial production. It was one of the most literate provinces and was dominated by the Merina people. Along with the other five provinces, it was abolished in 2007 after a referendum in favour of creation of smaller regions to help in development was approved. It was badly affected by plagues in the 20th century. In 2002 a state of emergency was proclaimed by the then president Didier Ratsiraka. The events that followed led to the other five provinces announcing the creation of a new republic that would have excluded Antananarivo Province. Peace was restored only when Marc Ravalomanana was installed as the country's president.
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Johannes Hendricus Simon \"Jan\" van Ruiten was a Dutch businessman and politician. He served in the House of Representatives for the Pim Fortuyn List (LPF) from 23 May 2002, until 30 January 2003.
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