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{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}
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{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
{"fact":"It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well. Their eyes usually open between 7 and 10 days, but sometimes it happens in as little as 2 days.","length":165}
{"fact":"Lions are the only cats that live in groups, called prides. Every female within the pride is usually related.","length":109}
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{"fact":"On average, a cat will sleep for 16 hours a day.","length":48}
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